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Under the Gun Funny Poem Author: DLFaith Jul 13

Hi Friend,

Today I thought I would share a funny poem with you. Things are not always what they seem and this poem is an example of that. Enjoy!

Under the Gun

When I think of my life…
I feel such strife
Cuz I know it’s under the gun.
I can’t seem to think
so, I look for a drink
And then I beg for some fun!
How come it’s so hard
to make my ends meet?
How come it’s like lard
under my feet?
I know this life
shouldn’t have such strife
but, what can I expect
when I’m a reject!
I feel all alone
and I need a bone!
Maybe my master will come home
to answer his phone.
Then he will nudge my hide,
and maybe, he’ll take me outside…